Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Weird Things Girls Do When Guys Aren't Around

Don't Shave

Women are like one big giant mystery to men and I'm about to let you in on some of that mystery! Here are some of the strange things that women get up to when men aren't around.
I swear it seems like guys think all women should be completely hairless (except their heads) at all times. But what you guys may not be aware of is that when it is the middle of winter and we can wear long pants and we don't have a boyfriend, we often go days if not weeks without shaving our legs

Check Out Other Girls

When girls get together, we often spend a lot of time checking out the relative hotness of the other girls around us. And no, before you get too excited, it doesn't mean that we are all secretly lesbians or bisexual and we want to get with them. Sometimes it is to check out what other girls are wearing or how they are doing their hair so we can get tips, but mostly it is to make sure no one else is hotter than us! And if they are, we will find something to gripe about her to our friends!

No Bra

I'm not sure if you guys are fully aware of exactly how uncomfortable wearing a bra is. Imagine if you had to wear a jock strap every time you left the house! That's why most of the time when we girls get inside and we are alone, the first thing we do is take that uncomfortable thing off!

Skip Showers

Women are so busy and there are so many products on the market to help us out in this department that we often will skip a shower (or at least washing our hair) and you will never know about it. I mean, what exactly do you think dry shampoo is for anyway?


I mean, I know that you guys know that we eat but a lot of times in front of a guy a girl will just order a salad or pick at her food. But don't be mistaken, most girls know how to put away some food when they are alone! This is often something we don't even do in front of other girls, but believe me, we are just as capable as you of eating a whole bag of Doritos or cookies, especially if it's close to "that" time of the month.

Tell Our Best Friend

Women usually have a lot of friends, but we generally have one best friend that has been around through everything and will be there until the end, long after you are probably gone and out of our lives. We know this. That is why we tell our best friends everything. Yes, that. And that, too. Basically, if you don't want her best friend knowing about it, don't tell your girlfriend about it. And don't get mad at your girlfriend about this. It is an unspoken BFF code and there is nothing you can do to change it.

Wear Your Clothes

Sometimes we like to wear your clothes when we aren't around you, but only if we really love you. It comforts us to smell you when you are away and nothing is better than snuggling up in your t-shirt when we can't have the real thing.


Women fantasize too, though it's probably a lot different than what men fantasize about. Don't get me wrong, women can fantasize about sex sometimes, but mostly we fantasize about what it will be like when a boy asks us out and what the date will be like. We will overanalyze and plan for every contingency way before it even happens. We'll also often fantasize about what it will be like to be married to him or have his babies, sometimes before the first date!

Googled Your Exes

Women are infamous for Googling a current boyfriend's exes. You have to check out the competition, right? But it often doesn't stop there, especially if more than one girl gets in on the covert ops. They can start Googling boys they like, boys they are dating, exes to see who they are dating now. We've gotten so good at tracking people down, we are practically qualified to work for the CIA!


Let's face it, women's underwear and bras suck. When no one is looking women often have to sneak a moment to adjust things so they are back where they should be again. This can even go as far as sticking our hands down our shirt and picking the girls back up and setting them down in their proper place in the bra again. Ah, now they look better!

Take Selfies

Of course you know we take selfies, we post them all the time! But you may not be aware of exactly how many selfies are taken before we finally get one that we deem good enough to actually share with the world. And even those are generally digitally altered in some way to make us look even better.


When a bunch of girls get together for a girls night, we will often get into makeover mode. This usually starts off with face masks. Then we will spend a lot of time doing our own or each other's hair and makeup, trying out crazy things we never tried before. The strangest thing about this? We usually never even leave the house after all of this so it was basically all for nothing! Talk about all dressed up and nowhere to go!


Probably not every girl likes to do this, but most girls like to sing along to all of their favorite songs as soon as they are alone or within the protective company of their best friends. It doesn't matter if it is completely off key, as long as most of the words are right and you are loud. Watch out if a group of girls gets together for a group singalong!

Pee With the Door Open

If it's just all girls around, we'll often just go pee with the door open. We don't want to miss any of the conversation or the end of our favorite reality TV show!

Pillow Fight!

Just kidding. Sorry guys, in reality girls do not break out into a spontaneous pillow fight every time they are stuck in a bedroom together. That's only in your sick minds.

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